things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- getting out of bed in the morning
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport
(Source: carson-phillips, via raremones)
how the irish deal with straight vodka
how the british deal with straight vodka
(via future-mshoran)
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
(via ginger-goddesss)
this top looks familiar though
oh wait it was a t-shirt just two days earlier
(via mullinigga)